Last Call – Bridge to Nowhere Edition Don’t raise the bridge, lower the river. Image source: [cslacker.com] By Robert Emslie|2011-09-30T18:30:35+00:00September 30th, 2011|Last Call|24 Comments Share This Story, Choose Your Platform! FacebookTwitterLinkedInRedditWhatsappGoogle+TumblrPinterestVkEmail About the Author: Robert Emslie Related Posts Last Call- Act your Age Edition Last Call- Act your Age Edition Last Call- Kind of a Drag Edition Last Call- Kind of a Drag Edition Last Call- Barbie Thinks Math is Hard Edition Last Call- Barbie Thinks Math is Hard Edition Last Call- Between a Croc and a Hard Place Edition Last Call- Between a Croc and a Hard Place Edition Hooniverse "What Were They Thinking" Weekend: Last Call: The Ad Hooniverse "What Were They Thinking" Weekend: Last Call: The Ad 24 Comments Devin September 30, 2011 at 6:35 pm - Reply So turns out my neighbor has an E-type, looks mostly original. This neighborhood was just classed up about a billion notches. vwminispeedster September 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm - Reply I'm discovering more and more cool stuff in my hood too. A Sunbeam Tiger, 4 door convertible Lincoln Continental (suicide doors of course) a sweet 912 and Corvette C2 (last two have appeared at Seconds Saturdays). Now to get my Speedster done. McQueen September 30, 2011 at 10:04 pm - Reply You would love to live in my hood then , I have a 61' Caddy Fleetwood 75 , and a 68' Galaxie Convertible on bags with shaved trim and suicide doors , oh and this winter I'm going to drop a 6.0 Liter Diesel out of an F350 into it . My neighbor has some really nice shtuff a 32' ford all orig , three 52' Chevy two door coupes and a freaking homemade Monster Truck , my hood is huge though my neighbors house is half a mile away vwminispeedster September 30, 2011 at 10:33 pm - Reply As the good Mr. Rogers used to say, "Won't you be my neighbor?" zaddikim October 1, 2011 at 4:28 pm - Reply down the stree from me – a blue late '60's IH Scout. Down the other street – a BMW 2002ti. A bunch of old Chryslers, Plymouths, Fords and Dodges from the '30's and '40's. Saskatchewan is surprisingly full of cool old cars. ptschett October 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm - Reply My neighborhood lost some class this week… the guy up the street with the mid '60's Cadillac sedan (black with purple flames) decided the grey steelies needed wheel covers which apparently came from the auto aisle at Walmart. FuzzyPlushroom October 2, 2011 at 5:57 pm - Reply Offer him a few grand for the car and burn the wheel covers in the middle of the street. The Professor September 30, 2011 at 6:46 pm - Reply "Did I hit ya, Walter?" Number_Six September 30, 2011 at 6:54 pm - Reply In a previous career that captain played failsicord in his local failharmonic orchestra. fodder650 September 30, 2011 at 7:27 pm - Reply Nothing phallic about that picture at all. I have no idea what your talking about OA5599 September 30, 2011 at 7:41 pm - Reply Hit the deck! Alff September 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm - Reply Yet another Chinese knock-off. McQueen September 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm - Reply On a long car trip "Daddy daddy look a boat daddy" "Yes son I know were on a bridge over water of coarse there is a boat" "No daddy a big boat" "Yes I know" "Daddy daddy look dad….." "Oh for the love of baby Jesus I know a boat a really big boa…….. Hooooooollllllyyyyyy ssssssssshhhii" yellofury September 30, 2011 at 9:45 pm - Reply Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? McQueen September 30, 2011 at 9:50 pm - Reply Now I know what happend somebody was busy infaiting autopilot $kaycog October 1, 2011 at 5:16 am - Reply Like a troubled bridge over water. Alff October 1, 2011 at 7:51 am - Reply nice Van Sarockin October 1, 2011 at 5:43 am - Reply That's one strong bridge. Boat bridge, that is. lilwillie October 1, 2011 at 6:16 am - Reply Nice to see the Chinese bridges are made out of the same plastics as their toys. citroen67 October 1, 2011 at 6:36 am - Reply Was it really necessary to drop the anchor? I mean really!? It's not like it's going to float away. Just sayin'… Van Sarockin October 1, 2011 at 7:09 am - Reply The ship's riding pretty high, so it was probably empty. And there's no telling how deep the channel is there, so there might not be any contact with the bottom, much less enough to keep the ship stuck fast. Besides, it looks like the captain has restricted visibility today. citroen67 October 1, 2011 at 8:30 am - Reply That being said, it would be hilarious to see that bitch floating out to sea with a section of highway saddled over it. CptSevere October 1, 2011 at 8:32 am - Reply "Sailor, go sober up the Skipper and bring him up to the bridge. We may have a problem here." Charles_Barrett October 1, 2011 at 9:10 am - Reply "Ten-hut…! Captain on the bridge… er, Bridge on the Captain… er, Hell if I know…" Leave A Comment Cancel reply Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.