Last Call – Bridge to Nowhere Edition

//Last Call – Bridge to Nowhere Edition

Last Call – Bridge to Nowhere Edition

Don’t raise the bridge, lower the river.

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By |2011-09-30T18:30:35+00:00September 30th, 2011|Last Call|24 Comments

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  1. Devin September 30, 2011 at 6:35 pm - Reply

    So turns out my neighbor has an E-type, looks mostly original. This neighborhood was just classed up about a billion notches.

    • vwminispeedster September 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm - Reply

      I'm discovering more and more cool stuff in my hood too. A Sunbeam Tiger, 4 door convertible Lincoln Continental (suicide doors of course) a sweet 912 and Corvette C2 (last two have appeared at Seconds Saturdays). Now to get my Speedster done.

    • McQueen September 30, 2011 at 10:04 pm - Reply

      You would love to live in my hood then , I have a 61' Caddy Fleetwood 75 , and a 68' Galaxie Convertible on bags with shaved trim and suicide doors , oh and this winter I'm going to drop a 6.0 Liter Diesel out of an F350 into it . My neighbor has some really nice shtuff a 32' ford all orig , three 52' Chevy two door coupes and a freaking homemade Monster Truck , my hood is huge though my neighbors house is half a mile away

      • vwminispeedster September 30, 2011 at 10:33 pm - Reply

        As the good Mr. Rogers used to say, "Won't you be my neighbor?"

      • zaddikim October 1, 2011 at 4:28 pm - Reply

        down the stree from me – a blue late '60's IH Scout. Down the other street – a BMW 2002ti. A bunch of old Chryslers, Plymouths, Fords and Dodges from the '30's and '40's.
        Saskatchewan is surprisingly full of cool old cars.

    • ptschett October 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm - Reply

      My neighborhood lost some class this week… the guy up the street with the mid '60's Cadillac sedan (black with purple flames) decided the grey steelies needed wheel covers which apparently came from the auto aisle at Walmart.

      • FuzzyPlushroom October 2, 2011 at 5:57 pm - Reply

        Offer him a few grand for the car and burn the wheel covers in the middle of the street.

  2. The Professor September 30, 2011 at 6:46 pm - Reply

    "Did I hit ya, Walter?"

  3. Number_Six September 30, 2011 at 6:54 pm - Reply

    In a previous career that captain played failsicord in his local failharmonic orchestra.

  4. fodder650 September 30, 2011 at 7:27 pm - Reply

    Nothing phallic about that picture at all. I have no idea what your talking about

  5. OA5599 September 30, 2011 at 7:41 pm - Reply

    Hit the deck!

  6. Alff September 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm - Reply

    Yet another Chinese knock-off.

  7. McQueen September 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm - Reply

    On a long car trip
    "Daddy daddy look a boat daddy"
    "Yes son I know were on a bridge over water of coarse there is a boat"
    "No daddy a big boat"
    "Yes I know"
    "Daddy daddy look dad….."
    "Oh for the love of baby Jesus I know a boat a really big boa…….. Hooooooollllllyyyyyy ssssssssshhhii"

  8. yellofury September 30, 2011 at 9:45 pm - Reply

    Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
    Captain Oveur: What?
    Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
    Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
    Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
    Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
    Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
    Tower voice: Over.
    Captain Oveur: Roger.
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: Roger, over!
    Roger Murdock: What?
    Captain Oveur: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Who?

    • McQueen September 30, 2011 at 9:50 pm - Reply

      Now I know what happend somebody was busy infaiting autopilot

  9. $kaycog October 1, 2011 at 5:16 am - Reply

    Like a troubled bridge over water.

    • Alff October 1, 2011 at 7:51 am - Reply


  10. Van Sarockin October 1, 2011 at 5:43 am - Reply

    That's one strong bridge. Boat bridge, that is.

  11. lilwillie October 1, 2011 at 6:16 am - Reply

    Nice to see the Chinese bridges are made out of the same plastics as their toys.

  12. citroen67 October 1, 2011 at 6:36 am - Reply

    Was it really necessary to drop the anchor? I mean really!? It's not like it's going to float away. Just sayin'…

    • Van Sarockin October 1, 2011 at 7:09 am - Reply

      The ship's riding pretty high, so it was probably empty. And there's no telling how deep the channel is there, so there might not be any contact with the bottom, much less enough to keep the ship stuck fast. Besides, it looks like the captain has restricted visibility today.

      • citroen67 October 1, 2011 at 8:30 am - Reply

        That being said, it would be hilarious to see that bitch floating out to sea with a section of highway saddled over it.

  13. CptSevere October 1, 2011 at 8:32 am - Reply

    "Sailor, go sober up the Skipper and bring him up to the bridge. We may have a problem here."

  14. Charles_Barrett October 1, 2011 at 9:10 am - Reply

    "Ten-hut…! Captain on the bridge… er, Bridge on the Captain… er, Hell if I know…"

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